The Homeless Bum
We're greeted by the sight of our unlikely hero John Paul, strutting down the street, without a care in the world. John Paul was what the fake news media would label a 'Far-Right Bigot.' Straight white male, who despite being Scottish, loves his country - Great Britain (Greatest country the world has ever seen). Life, for the most part is pretty good for our hero. John Paul is the minister of the local church and is loved by his local community. But as quick as his peace came it was shattered by the clitter-clatter of coins and the stench of pish-stained jeans in the air.
'Change. Change. Chainge! Can you spare some change mate?' demands a disgusting homeless bum, scrounging for yet another free handout. He's shacking a cup filled to the brim with coins. Coins from honest, hard working, Great British citizens that slaved hours away to make that money and he has the utter cheek to be asking for more? (scum!). John Paul replies with disgust 'Change? Hawk Tuah!' spits on the grown next to the Bum 'I wish you'd change. You stink. Grab a shower you rank-rotten rat of a man. ' Swings his arm back then, with a mighty swoosh! knocks the Jobless junkies cup, full of copper out of his hand and across the street 'It's scum like you that's destroying our once great nation.' A single tear falls from John Pauls eye as he see's the destruction these types have done to our country. 'You're a disgrace to our beloved King. A bloody eyesore.' John Paul clenches his fist, takes a deep breath, then storms off mumbling his hatred of the homeless community to himself as he goes. 'Parasites' 'Filthy freeloaders' 'scum'
As soon as John Paul left a shadowy figure appears and offers a helping hand to the homeless bum by picking up the scramble of coins across the street. The stranger then adds a £50 note from his wallet and offers the bum a leaflet. 'Free food/shelter for the homeless at the Local mosque. 8pm every night.' The shadowy figure was a happy muslim man. His smile and joyful presence melted away the cold icy exterior surrounding the homeless bums heart. The bum looked up and smiled back 'Here. Thanks big man.'
