Popeman And Choirboy - Part 12

Popeman And Choirboy - Part 12

 

The Bridge

Popeman and Choirboy - The Bridge

The night is dark, the heart is calm and all is at peace, apart from the abyss, underneath the bridge. As Jesus walks towards the entrance, with his longsword, the light gets brighter, the pish-sented smog gets stronger and the chaotic and haunting howls get louder and more menacing with each step.  Despite this Jesus presses forward, with fire burning in his heart, determined to do whatever it takes to save Christmas.

Metal bins, full of rubbish burn, creating a smog so thick the bridge, up above, disappeared and light, just bright enough to trace the pathway from one side of the bridge to the other.  At either side of these bins tents and homemade shelters (*Or to be more accurate homeless made shelters) and the bumbs themself sitting on whatever bit of rubbish they could get their hands on.  

As he walked closer flickers of light revealed the bums faces, 100%, grad A muslims, all of them *At least according to our hero, Jesus.  The calm, Stoic expression that once graced Jesus's face suddenly changes to one of psychotic chaos.  Jesus laughs hysterically, drawing all eyes too himself then he runs towards them, sword pointed towards the heavens "AAAggghhh...." He wastes no time and swings his sword erratically, Swoosh! one down. Woosh! and another. Swipe! bye bye bums.  In a blink of an eye Jesus stood in a pull of blood, surrounded by bodies, laughing histerically "Haaaaa haaaaa haaaa!!!"

But his celebration was soon cut short.  Out of the smog emerged countless bumbs and they were enraged. They charged forward towards Jesus. Time slowed to a halt, Jesus's life flashed before his eyes, he smiled and life returned to lightning speed once more. "Look" Jesus said pointing behind the bums "a distraction!" The bums all stopped and turned round looking everywhere for this 'distraction' Jesus turned around and ran into the smog.  *We all know this trick wouldn't have worked with normal humans, but these bums aynt normal.  Trust me if you ever want to avoid sparring change and run away give this trick a go.  It always works.

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