Popeman and Choirboy - Part 6

Popeman and Choirboy - Part 6

 

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Popeman and Choirboy - Choirboy

We see a young blond child with glasses, sitting at his desk, with his hand raised during a science lesson. The teacher points to the child "Yes.  Francis?" The child stands up "My minister said that DNA is so complex it couldn't possibly just come together by chance.  So why are we learning this nonsense?" The whiteboard has an evolution tree displayed on it.  The teacher groans and then replies "Have you listened to anything in the last month?  It was a gradual change over billions of years from cells, to plants, to fish, and eventually to us."  Francis just shakes his head then begins to laugh menacingly "hahaha!  Last week we were monkeys and now we're fish?  You haven't got a clue". The teachers blood started to boil, a vain started to appear on his forehead, but before he had a chance to respond...


John Paul kicks the door open.  "Francis we need you.  Pack up your stuff.  You're coming with me". The teacher snaps "What the hell do you think you're doing?  You can't just burst into a classroom and demand a child leaves with you.  Are you insane?"  John Paul matches his rage and hits back with "I'm insane? You're the one that thinks monkeys can turn into people. "  The teacher stands in front of the desks, blocking Francis from leaving.  "Sit back down, now! and you" pointing to John Paul "leave my classroom and never return" John Paul starts running towards him "This is a matter of biblical proportions i don't have time for this". Then he swings his leg back and gives the teacher a swift boot to the balls.  As the teacher falls to the ground the classroom cheers.  Francis jumps over the crying teacher and leaves with John Paul.

As they run down the hall John Paul explains the situation to Francis.  "Basically Jesus has a hunch that all muslims are evil.  I didn't buy it at first, but who am i to doubt our lord and saviour.  Anyway, I'm not smart enough to work out what their evil plan is, but you are.  Will you help us work out their plan and stop them before it's too late?"  Francis nods his head in agreement "Of course Sir."

"Not so fast!  Stop now before i call the police!"  It's the head teacher, blocking the entrance.  So close yet so far, John Paul and Francis can't defeat this guy, he's far to big and powerful, even for them.  But all hope is not lost as if sent from the almighty himself the door swings open, it's Jesus, weilding a baseball bat.  Jesus notices the head teacher blocking the way and swiftly swings the bat straight at his head, knocking him to the floor. "ha!  Not so big now are ya." Jesus says as he leads the way back to the car.  He jumps in the drivers seat and turns round to Francis "I'm Jesus by the way.  Nice to meet ya" Francis shakes his hand "Nice to meet you too"

Jesus slowly drives out of the car park.  Once outside he spots a homeless man on his knees praying to Allah.  At this point he snaps, slams his foot on the accelerator and speeds away from him, weaving in and out of cars, driving on the streets, past red lights and over roundabouts until, eventually they return to the church.  "Jesus Christ!  Are you trying to kill us?"  Francis screams.  Jesus just shakes his head "Oh ye of little faith.  Did you really think you were in any danger when I'm at the wheel?"  Francis snaps back to reality and looks around.  Jesus is right no ones harmed.  He has nothing to fear as long as he puts his trust in him.

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