Popeman and Choirboy - Part 7

Popeman and Choirboy - Part 7


The Investigation

As the boys leave the car John Paul notices a leaflet on the ground.  He picks it up and reads it 'Free food for the homeless, every night at the local Mosque'. Strange, why are they helping the homeless?  They walk into the church and straight to John Pauls office.

John Paul grabs a pin off his desk and adds the leaflet onto the wall of muslim related photos.  He turns round and addresses the other two "I don't get it.  What's wrong with getting these bums off the streets.  There's far less now than there was last week.  In fact i don't think i've seen any today?"  Francis looks puzzled. "What do you mean sir?  There's still tons of homeless scum.  Did you not see them on the way here?"  John Paul and Jesus shake their heads.  They haven't seen the homeless eyesores for a few days now.  Francis sighs in disappointment.  "Sir's if you will please follow me.  Francis leads the two men outside to face the street "Now look closely.  What do you see?"

Both men looked.  For the most part the street looked beautiful.  Happy citizens shopping, birds chirping in the trees, kids laughing and having fun.  Life was as it should be.  Francis shook his head in disappointment.  "Look outside all the shop windows". Francis was right something was off.  There was men with yoga mats outside all the shops.  "You're right boy there's tons of guys doing yoga.  Crazy hippies". Frances shook his head "No.  They're not Yoga mats look closer". John Paul looked closer, Francis was right they weren't doing yoga, they were praying.  Muslims were outside every shop.  Wait.  They're not muslims.  They're the homeless bums that have always been there, they just look different  now.  Before Jesus had a chance to spot them and take another psychotic episode John Pall quickly turned him round and pushed him back into the church.

Back in the office John Paul started to connect the dots.  "Muslims, homeless, free food, Jesus, evil " John Paul turned to stone once he relised what was going on.  Francis shook him "Sir.  Sir.  Are you ok Sir?"  John Paul snapped back to reality "Thanks boy i needed that.  But no, i'm not ok.  I don't think anyone is.  Buckle up this will shock you both". And when they were all prepared John Paul shared his revelation "The homeless are going there every night for free food, but what exactly are they eating?'  'I don't know?  Muslim food.  Pizza and pasta?' Francis answered. John Paul shook his head 'You'd think so, but no.  They're feeding the homeless scum Halal'. He pointed to an article on Hala food from a newspaper clipping - "HALAL MEAT: A THREAT TO OUR CULTURE AND VALUES, SAY EXPERTS" 'John Paul continues '... and slowly converting them all into Muslims". They both moved back in their seats with shock, Jesus moved back so fast he fell to the ground.  "But... Butt... But why?"  Jesus stuttered. John Paul shook his head "That's the part i don't understand, sorry.  Francis did however understand why.  He stood up and told John Paul to sit, this was serious.

"As Jesus told us.  They're evil.  That's a given" Francis points to the terrorist attacks "If my conclusion is correct.  These attacks are nothing compared to what's coming". The men are frozen in shock.  "The homeless scum line the streets.  If they turn full terrorist and explode in unison, Glasgow as we know it will be completely destroyed"  John Paul Is then moved back with shock falling to the floor besides Jesus.  "AAAggghhhhh....!!!!" Both men screams in terror.

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