John Paul furrows his brow in contemplation, then dramatically declares, "Okay, we've figured out the plan, but executing it? That's a whole other ball game. How in the heavenly realms do we take them down?"
Our hero's eyes dart around the room until they all stop on the Scottish long sword. Jesus quickly jumps out his seat and grabs in. "I'll be having this" John Paul is shocked. "I'm sorry, but that's a historical artifice. You can't use that. If that gets so much as a scratch on it all it's value will be lost" Jesus shakes his head in disappointment "Aye. And how much will it be worth when they blow it to smithereens? " John Paul hangs his head in shame. Jesus says "Aye, thought so" as he grabs the sword.
"In that case, I'll go old school with the baseball bat." John paul says as he grabs the baseball bat. "Francis, my man, you get..." John Paul's eyes scan the room until they land on his cluttered desk. With a mischievous grin, he winks at Jesus, snatches up his fountain pen, proudly declaring, "Here you go. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword!" This announcement sends John Paul and Jesus into fits of laughter "hahahaha....!!!"
Once the laughter dies down John Paul recomposes himself and announces "Seriously, though, time's ticking, and we're not exactly spoiled for choice. Let's rock n' roll!" So with theirHoly long sword, Metal baseball bat and a lousy £1000 fountain pen the boys enter the car and set forth on their biggest challenge yet.