Weapons
John Paul furrows his brow in contemplation, then dramatically declares, "Okay, we've figured out the what needs done, but executing it? That's gonna be difficult. How the hell do we kill them all in one night?" Francis raises his hand "Yes boy" Francis replies "What if we gather all the bums in one spot and wait till they explode? That way only one building gets destroyed." John Paul shakes his head "Smart idea except for one fatal flaw. The combined explosive power would be like 10 atomic bombs going off. Far far more deadly than we currently have. No, we each grab a weapon and kill like theres no tomorrow."
Our hero's eyes dart around the room until they all stop on the Scottish long sword. Jesus quickly jumps out his seat and grabs in. "I'll be having this" John Paul is shocked. "I'm sorry, but that's a historical artifice. You can't use that. If that gets so much as a scratch on it all it's value will be lost" Jesus shakes his head in disappointment "Aye. And how much will it be worth when they blow it to smithereens?" John Paul hangs his head in shame. Jesus hits back with "Aye, thought so" as he grabs the sword.
"In that case, I'll go old school with my baseball bat." John Paul picks it up and takes a few test swings "Francis, my man, you get..." John paul taps his chin with his finger "hhhhmmm...." John Paul's eyes scan the room until they land on his cluttered desk. With a mischievous grin, he winks at Jesus, snatches up his fountain pen, proudly declaring, "Here you go boy. Remember, the pen is mightier than the sword!" This announcement sends John Paul and Jesus into fits of laughter "hahahaha....!!!"
Once the laughter dies down John Paul recomposes himself and announces "Seriously, though, time's ticking, and we're not exactly spoiled for choice. Let's rock n' roll!" So with their Holy long sword, Metal baseball bat and a Gold plated £1000 fountain pen the boys enter the car and set forth on their biggest challenge yet."
